Meet the man behind the shirts....
Big John Wood, or Woody VIP, is a well known face in the Dartford Soul underground, he blends in with the locals and he seems to know literally everyone With a knack for making people laugh, John Wood takes life in he's stride and spends more time eating out than eating at home. You can say he is a proper foodie, unusual dishes and unusual shirts, they walk hand in hand i guess.
Meet him and you will feel instantly important, YES, YOU TOO CAN BECOME A V.I.P. He will guide you in all aspects of being and acting important, reserving cordoned off areas for he's elite group of VIPs, feel important and look down on the riff-raff while in he's presence.
Be noticed, be like John....
If dodgy shirts are your thing, then look no further than Big John Wood for inspiration. Loud, proud and even gay looking at times, he leaves no stones unturned to be the centre of attention. Floral, pink, paisley or completely outrageous, no shirt is out of bounds for this "fanny magnet". Be like john as a V.I.P. and the women will flock round you like moths to a flame.
For a peek into the shirts of V.I.P. John, check out he's gallery page for some inspiration.
Gallery
Here we have a few examples of wigs, shirts and V.I.P. glasses. You too can attract the opposite sex with your V.I.P. status. Be with John in the V.I.P. area and wear your floral shirt with pride, show off your watch and act like your royalty with champagne & fine wines, oysters & caviar.....
Testimonials
Here is just a few testimonials from our elite VIP members....
Julie H
"I got accepted as a VIP and almost instantly I felt important and people wanted my autograph, I feel like a film star" !!
Ben K
"I joined this group to be important. As soon as I entered the VIP area, the fanny was all over me, wanting my phone number and asking what supercar I drive, I shagged 4 birds in one night, fantastic" !!
Tracey V
I always wanted to be a VIP, and now I am, people think Im a hollywood superstar from Beverley Hills. Wow, this club is fantastic"
Do I qualify to be a V.I.P. ?
Your checklist to success...
- Men must own a chunky watch and wear with short sleeve shirts, even during winter !!
- Women must wear designer clothes including matching handbags (no moody shit from Turkey).
- Men must wear outrageous shirts and be the centre of attention at all times.
- All potential members must have the knack to look at others as low life and non important.
- The love of Soul music is desired but not essential, however it is frowned upon should you prefer shite from the X Factor etc
- All new applicants must act like a millionaire, even though they don't have a pot to piss in.
- Finally, ALL new members are subject to the scrutiny of Big John Wood, your application to join this elite group, does not guarantee acceptance, so don't fucking moan if its a BIG No !! Get over it and move on....
- New applicants must complete the "contact us" form and tell us why you should be added to the group. Stating your good points and bad and a brief outline as to your character
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